Former Pizza Company CEO Guarantees Surge at the Polls

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WASHINGTON, DC - Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, a former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, has taken his surge to the polls to heart. The now-frontrunner for the Republican nomination is promising a free can of Surge soda for every vote he receives.

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